Sunday, June 24, 2007

A Very Special Tasting Menu



Pairings with The Late-Nite Gourmet*



Dulce de Leche & Sangiovese ........................2.20.07

the poetic rhythm of this pair recited aloud belies

an unholy duo which will curse all but the hardiest bowels



Tepid Clam Chowder, Baileys on ice ...............3.17.07

despite all efforts to the contrary, the observance of

St. Patrick's Day often ends in a powerful culinary lesson learned



Jarlsberg & Rumpleminz

with Club cracker amuse-bouche .......................5.29.07

Hors d'oeuvre trays and groomsmen are equally wicked when left unattended



Hasty Handfuls of Drive-thru Fries

accompanied by warm Miller Lite ....................6.6.07

incl. 2 paper salt packets inadvertently chewed & almost swallowed



Chef's Special (last nite):

Honey-roasted cashews, Jumbo Jerky (seasonal) & six mini-bar scotches



*vile crap I've eaten while drunk



1 comment:

jruptown said...

I love the drive through french fry one...it reminds me of when I passed out in bed with some fries during an all night drinking binge and woke up the next day with fries all in my bed....oh and it must have been a combo because there was a burger with 1 bite out of it lying on the pillow next to me...good times!